the amount of pictures I would take if I had a hot body is unimaginable
it’s so weird that we call our loved ones things that we eat
sugar… pumpkin… honey… baby…
Idk why I keep getting sad over people that don’t give a shit about me.
do u ever watch movies or shows where they have a flashback to a main character’s childhood and it’s so god damn well cast that you think for a second that they built a time machine and filmed the same actor when they were a little kid
WHAT THE FUCK
You bump into a man on the subway wearing a trenchcoat. You apologize and he responds “Its alright. We’re only human. All of us. All of us here are human. Yep. Very human. I’m probably the most human here! You betcha.” and then the trenchcoat falls and the figure collapses and roughly 1000 salamanders scatter around the train